#5 – Always Take The Maximum Recommended Dosage

Always Take the Recommended Dosage

Okay, so the pharmaceuticals do this thing to all of their products. Well, really the FDA makes most things in cylindrical containers go through this process. They chop up whatever it is they’re selling and feed various amounts of this crap to rats / monkeys / kittens. Whenever the animal dies, they record that as the ‘toxic’ level, reduce it by 100% and call that the maximum dosage.

So, passing this on! These companies are stripping you of about 90% (10% to be safe) more medical treatment! All because some animal living in a cage died. Maybe they wanted to die, hell if I my sole existence was like some freakish scene out of the Rats of Nymm — I’d probably head for the nearest blender / pet store, and welcome the end of my existence.

But, to actually break this into economics we’ll just go to the stats. Switching to the maximum dosage means you’ll be consuming roughly 4x as much as you were, on the normal, pansy dosage. Meaning the $291 billion that medication/supplements currently rake in, would turn into a staggering $1.164 TRILLION!

That’s nearly both the bailouts folks.

Pop Some Pills, Doping is Hoping, Save The Economy.

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6 Responses to #5 – Always Take The Maximum Recommended Dosage

  1. Y’know when I read the title of this blog I assumed it to be a completely legitimate, deadly serious, not humorous/subversive at all. I was ready to move on, but I scrolled down and was amused/relieved at the prospects I found. I hope there’s more to come.

  2. Dave

    “Reduce it by 100%”?

    There would be nothing left to take! Although I suppose you could argue that is most definitely a “safe” level!

  3. Great blog! I really enjoy reading it. Keep up the good work.

  4. Manda

    I actually do this. Is that bad?

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