#5 – Always Take The Maximum Recommended Dosage

Okay, so the pharmaceuticals do this thing to all of their products. Well, really the FDA makes most things in cylindrical containers go through this process. They chop up whatever it is they’re selling and feed various amounts of this crap to rats / monkeys / kittens. Whenever the animal dies, they record that as the ‘toxic’ level, reduce it by 100% and call that the maximum dosage.

So, passing this on! These companies are stripping you of about 90% (10% to be safe) more medical treatment! All because some animal living in a cage died. Maybe they wanted to die, hell if I my sole existence was like some freakish scene out of the Rats of Nymm — I’d probably head for the nearest blender / pet store, and welcome the end of my existence.

But, to actually break this into economics we’ll just go to the stats. Switching to the maximum dosage means you’ll be consuming roughly 4x as much as you were, on the normal, pansy dosage. Meaning the $291 billion that medication/supplements currently rake in, would turn into a staggering $1.164 TRILLION!

That’s nearly both the bailouts folks.

Pop Some Pills, Doping is Hoping, Save The Economy.

#4 – Never Turn Off Your Lights

Energy use is a super hot topic right now. Could it be possible that everyone is on the wrong side of it? Yes. Energy consumption is a wonderful way to boost the economy, much like eating a protein bar is great for your health.

The average household has an electric bill of $135 monthly. What’s wrong with that? It’s about 1/3rd of what you could be spending. Just by increasing your use of light. The average light bulb sees about 6 hours of action daily, using our plan, you’d quadruple that to an impressive 24 hours per day. Sure, this goes against convention. For years hippies have been telling you to cut back on your energy usage, and we’re telling you to boost it. Why?

Simple. Do you honestly think Edison ripped off countless scientists, broke countless laws, and was the captain of America that he was because he was evil? No, he was a saint. Trying to get us away from the evil candle industry. And by giving the electric companies the money, we should rest-assured that they’ll do the socially responsible thing like Edison, and create more efficient ways of producing power. If we all add on to the grid, they’ll have to figure out a way to make more power cheaper, right? Right. This plan alone will generate more than 35 billion dollars for energy research. Beat that, Al Gore.

Keep the Lights On, Fight The Darkness, Save The Economy.

#3 – Bring Back Asbestos

Asbestos is a naturally occurring silicate which had been used because of it’s amazing insulating and fireproofing abilities. In the mid-to-late 20th century, it was banned within most of the world because it was “found” that it caused several kinds of cancer, and supposedly caused severe damage to the lungs.

This was a huge mistake. We can mine asbestos, we don’t need to go to crazy amounts of “science” to tell us that mining = profit. Some eggheads thought it would be a great idea to get rid of asbestos completely, destroying a whole industry of miners, harvesters, installers, etc. And replacing it with a chemical vat of pink goo. Dumb move science.

Sure there was a LOT of collateral damage because of the use of asbestos, like lung cancer. But really, didn’t that just motivate a generation of doctors to try to cure it? We need to take a long hard look at the amazing amount of economic fallout created by the use of a potentially deadly super-insulator.

Install Some Asbestos, Push Carcinogens, Save The Economy.

#2 – Microwave-Safe Test All of Your Electronics

It is estimated that in the United States alone, that we consumers spend more than $100 billion annually on electronics. The industry spans from research to production to retail, and employs countless millions in America alone.

Considering that the average household has nearly $10,000 worth of electronics in it, you’re going to want to make sure that all of this stuff passes the microwave test. Soon enough we’ll be harvesting massive amounts of solar energy from the upper atmosphere using space-based panels, and we’ll be microwave-beaming that back down to earth. Trust me, you do not want your PDA or laptop on the fritz for the remainder of eternity.

By making the necessary upgrades now, while our economy needs the stimulus, it is estimated that we can inject more than $245 billion into the industry known to make our lives easier, and our time killed.

Protect Your Future, Fry Some Motherboards, Save The Economy.

#1 – Install a Toilet in Each Room

In the United States alone, there are 125 million households. With the average house having two toilets, and eight rooms, that leaves six additional toilets per household that could be installed. A toilet typically costs anywhere from $125-$250, and installation can run about $75. So by running the math, we could generate an additional 93 – 186 billion dollars by enacting this no-brainer plan.

If every plumber in the country installed 3 toilets a day, they would have work for the next 18,846 days. (56 years)

Empower the plumbers, Spend more time with your family, Save the Economy.